Neil Simon's
THE LAST OF THE RED HOT LOVERS
Stafford Opera House, Columbus, Texas
October 19, 2002

Barney Cashman enjoys a cosy life. The middle-aged owner of a New York fish restaurant, he has been happily married for twenty-three years. Now he is desperate to sample the sexual revolution before it's too late! Enter Elaine, a hard drinking femme fatale; Bobbie, an unemployed night club singer and Jeanette, Barney's wife's best friend.

Barney's attempts to seduce these wildly unsuitable candidates in three afternoons of unbridled anticlimax in his Mother's apartment provide rich opportunities for the sharp and snappy humour of which Neil Simon is such a master.

CAST:
Barney Cashman - - - Craig Kanne
Elaine Navazio  - - - -  Celina Hernandez
Bobbi Michele  - - - - - Jackie Schell
Jeanette Fisher  - - - - Lana Dieterich